Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

Dark Masti

Getting into shady stuff, and feeling contempt at the same time.

I sent for a trip this weekend, and we got into a lot of dark masti.

by azadinday November 4, 2022

Dark stork

When you a black penis unexpectedly pokes you

Jimmy: Oh hi Todd how are you today
Todd: Terrible! Jerome poked me with a dark stork!
Jimmy: Oh dear.

by Dark storker February 26, 2017

DARK

Echo OTP and someone who gets tossed around by BigBrainBoi's dominant and inspirational reinhardt gamplay

"DARK, is a B tier at best montage editor"

by FullBlownAidz February 24, 2021

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024

dark ship

a ship between either a fictional character who is above the age and another below the age, mainly popularized by the tiktoker: ski
using tiktok slideshows to create illegal scenarios, that involve r word, SA, secrets between an adult and a child, these people also like to use characters that are like, father daughter, older sister, little sister, uncle, sister and brother, gross stuff like that. usually using MLP characters, south park characters, bluey characters, video game characters too. and here’s the tiktoker who does it because i honestly want to get this sick person ratted out : .ski.uwu

maybe they will be banned by the time anyone sees this

*btw i don’t condone this at all*

An example would be “My dark ship is bluey and bandit”

by .ski.uwu_biggest hater May 27, 2024

Darkness is here

Lol good luck

Me: Darkness is here
The other guy: lol good luck

by Yes u October 7, 2020