that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
Get the human dickipediamug. a living organism who stands on two legs has two arms and can be both vegetarian or a carnivore. a human is animal celled, and it is on the top of the food chain not just one but all. a human is the same thing as a person. is a mammal. some humans are skinny some are fat
i am a fucking human bra i am FREEEEEEEEEE! free fallen.
i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal
i am a white ass human and i like
you are one black human, like you know it
you are a bad human, bad, bad, bad, no biting you filthy animal
by the nerd that nobody likes February 21, 2019
Get the humanmug. That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 1, 2025
Get the Human de Filetmug. by humanboner November 14, 2015
Get the human bonermug. a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. by Nobodyneedstonow September 23, 2025
Get the Human traffickingmug. by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019
Get the Humanmug.