Ham

A fat woman. A female who is extra over weight. Really obese woman

Haha that female is straight ham.

How heavy you think that ham is? Dam boy you must be desperate to settle for that ham.

by bizzeb August 27, 2019

Stuffed Ham

When a woman who is being penetrated by a hermaphrodite has her other orifices penetrated by two men, and the hermaphrodite is receiving penetration in all their orifices from three other men.

We were all fucking like pigs last night in that stuffed ham!

by LIUKKAKE January 7, 2023

Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich

She had the cheesiest ham Sanga

by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Ham

A Ham is a simp and a dumbass combined. A Ham can be walked over and tricked. Hams don't care about being hams either.

That nigga mar a ham he bought that bitch a bag but she just gave me head.

by theartist313 November 6, 2022

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025