Beer Finger

A viable excuse for misspelling words when texting.

Sorry, I meant to say, I want to shop not sh*t. I must have Beer Finger.

by cambo37 January 16, 2010

Middle Finger

Used to say "fuck","fuck you", or "fuck, yeah!"
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"Fuck you!" *holds up middle finger*
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by dakawaiimeg October 1, 2017

Finger Blast

When Brian Karamamy profusely jackhammers his fingers into a man, woman, animal, or Corrine Klines anus. This can be a technique used to make a male, female, animal, or Sean’s ex aroused, or a method of convincing your peers you are not gay.

Yo, nigga, so I was cow tipping last night and got a sudden urge to Finger Blast the shit outta a stallion last night

“Are you gay?” “No I can’t be, I finger blasted Corrine”

by Brain44 November 11, 2019

Finger bang

What you are forced to do when you have a small penis. The penis is so small that the finger is bigger.

Manny has such a small penis that he has to finger bang.

by Cum cum cum November 8, 2016

The Finger of Appreciation

An extension of the right index finger diagonally in a bobbing motion as a sign of appreciation and respect. A compliment.

A fan gives The Finger of Appreciation to a musician by bobbing his finger up and down and pointing towards towards him.

by Dweapons November 1, 2009

toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person above the age of 10 that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

by toddlerlovin December 25, 2008

Elmo finger

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers

Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!

by Sucks to suck October 9, 2013