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Family Friendly February 

It’s an event starting February 1 until February 28/29 where you can’t swear for a whole month
Jeff: Fuck this girl dude
Bob: Yo remember it’s Family Friendly February u can’t swear or you are out.

Forbidden Finger February 

This challenge is meant to be the female version of No Nut November. Females are not allowed to finger their diddly doo. They also can't be fingered by someone else.
Guy 1: I'm about to finger my girlfriend.
Guy 2: No don't do that, it's forbidden. This is the month of Forbidden Finger February. Jeez, respect the women.

9th of February 

9th of February is national car fucking day. It is also Chocolate day. Guess what? It is also national pizza day.
Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February

The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people
9th of February by Hyperplay3r December 18, 2019

Flaming Furries February 

The month where, no matter what, furries must be burned on sight.
anti-furry: hey nerd its Flaming Furries February so you must burn
furry: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

22th february

if your born on this day you will have a big dick, and everyone wants you.
Me: Hi! how old are you?
Him: 18?
Me: whens your birthday?
Him: 22th February.
Me in my head: i bet he has a biiiiiiggg dick!
22th february by MArkus2202 February 3, 2020

Femboy February 

Femboy February is where it is mandatory to be a femboy for the entirety of the month of February.
Mike: Damn, it's already February.
Luke: Great, Femboy February, I'll get the dresses.