Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

putting up the four

if someone puts up a four, it means saleem is the coolest dude ever

Saleem was putting up the four, he is the coolest guy ever.

by saleemthedream August 6, 2022

Holding up four fingers

If you're holding up four fingers, you are madly in love with her.

*holding up four fingers*
"Yooo he's in love"
"fuck yeah i am"

by ilovethisgirlwithmywholeheart0 September 20, 2022

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

fatty fatty four by four

A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.

Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"

by Professor cum bubbler March 20, 2023

holding up four fingers

holding up for fingers (specifically if joe wintour holds them up) means that he is a gay individual that gets no bitches and likes it up the bum

joe is holding up four fingers as a way of expressing himself

by xodjfrhdiejfofkdx May 18, 2023

Pulling a Favour

Continually leaving a group chat when ur mad

"bro he left again?"
"Yeh he pulling a Favour"

by englishconoisseur June 5, 2023