electrijizzing

When the cumming is so good it feels like an electric schock rippling throughout your entire body, often resulting in a secondary ejaculation

"Brit undressed and dan elecrijizzed all over her."
"Who doesnt love electrijizzing!"

by clit clotters October 22, 2015

Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.

My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.

by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016

electric jizz

When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm

(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz

by Wiener lord May 1, 2016

electrical pole

Fat cock

he has an electrical pole

by RIDETHATPOLEZBO August 7, 2016

electric shop

Electric shop is otherwise known as the unhappy street lingo for toilet

I'm going to 'lay some cable' at the electric shop

by Sparky the Electrician June 17, 2016

Electric Brick

A computer from 2001 or older

Dude that computer looks like an electric brick!

by Cheezbuguh May 11, 2016

Electric bum

To continuously knee one in the bum in a walking motion whilst placing your hands upon the victims shoulders

"Im going to electric bum you!" *proceeds to do so* "ahhhh nooo, not the electric bum!"

by Phin30 July 14, 2016