Milking the cow

A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it

Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard

by Man baby 2224 December 10, 2020

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 July 20, 2008

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 11, 2008

Chab Cow

A dog named Cheese, who makes noises like a cow. The breed is a Rotten Hound.

My dogs name is chab cow.

by Beep boop1 September 11, 2021

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

Cow Riding Butt Fuck

This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon

“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”

by Eansolo April 28, 2024