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cheese whiz poop 

When you push and push to get the first part of a poop out, and then the rest comes rushing out behind once the hard part passes. Quite similar to the hardened piece of cheese in the tip of a cheese whiz can that hasn't been used in a a while, and takes a few seconds to pass, then the liquid cheese comes rushing out behind.
"I was pushing so hard to get the first part of my cheese whiz poop out of my body, that when the plug popped I thought my intestines were leaving my body"
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cheese childeren

a mass prediction of a wave of "new" converts for a poop tube celiberty grooupies, a future or current anything like halo or fallout 3.
o man theres going to be a bunch of cheese childeren when fallout 4 comes out, or o man when rach comes out people will have been married teaching there cheese childeren how to hold a MA5B Assault rifle using a video off of poop tub.
cheese childeren by thefirstlast September 19, 2009

cheese-whiz 

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.
"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."
cheese-whiz by Andon September 8, 2006

Cheese Cake 

That boy Cedric, was cheese cake compared to me!
Cheese Cake by Sada November 27, 2003

Cheese Cake 

An over weight person from birmingham or the black country.
I saw a right cheese cake in the bull ring yesterday.
Cheese Cake by Simon Enrique September 19, 2006

cheese dick 

someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.
"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."
cheese dick by Roger Rabbit 420 April 19, 2008

cheese whiz 

the best thing ever made.

the best thing you could dip things in.

the best gift you could give your stomache
cheese whiz is just the best thing ever invented ok