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Canada

The worst place to live in the world. Beats you if you wont have sex with family members.
I would rather die than be in canada!
by Smellyfingers November 25, 2023
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Cadance

A nasty ass hoe who will rape you in church by manipulating you into fingering her. She will the unleash what is known as “the red sea” on your hand. It is unknown if she has herpes (bumps).
Person 1: “Yo I heard you met a Cadance!”
Person 2: “Ya, I had to put my dick in the dishwasher on high heat for an hour yesterday!”
by ChodeSlinger69 December 2, 2023
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Canada

Canada
-A 3rd world country, where the lazy government tried to fake their status into a developed country. All they did is doing bribery to journalists for their fake status.

Canada had ticked all of the boxes of features of 3rd world communist country:
- 1. No real legal law.

a. There is only minimal compensation punishment for any crimes, even very serious ones. Nobody is accountable in this country, from top to bottom of the Canadian society.

- 2. Corrupted Police, especially RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police)

a. RCMP policemen often rape their own female police. Even in 21st century. Search keywords: "Kimberly Cadarette", "RCMP sexual harassment settlement", "Catherine Gallliford".

b. Coward and Sinister RCMP: instead of solve the criminals, the police solve and bully the victims, so that police don't have to face the scary criminals. Search "Mona Wang".

- 3. Authoritarian, Communist and Corrupted Government.

a . Public sector counts 20% of Canadian work force. 1970s East Germany.

b. Huge phone bills due to telecom companies' monopoly in this country.

- 4. No functional medical service.

a. Canada might had the longest line up in getting a surgery done.

b. Your Canadian surgeons and doctors enjoys murdering patients without any tiny amount of repercussions. Search 'Scorched Earth' on 'Medical Malpractice' in 'Canada'.

c. Public healthcare's monopoly. Private healthcare banned!
Victim in Canada : Hi, there is gangsters having a noisy party at midnight here.
RCMP of Canada: - arrived one hour later after the gangsters left the neighborhood, played loud engine sound to wake up the victim who just managed to fall back to sleep 5 mintutes ago.
Victim: Waited 30 minutes for the RCMP to stop their engine.
RCMP: Will not stop their engine.
Victim: Lit up the bedroom in order to see why RCMP is waking him up.
RCMP: Startled by the light from the victim's lit up bedroom window and quickly drove away.

RCMP: Gosh, I was startled by everything, but let me bad mouth the victim in the police report. After all, bullying the weaker victim is always a savvy idea than writing anything about the gangsters in case of gangsters not happy with my words. Ya know, bullying the victim can also make my day! Let me write some beautified words about the gangsters so they won't get mad at us the police, because we RCMP are really afraid of gangsters.
by hey123hey123 March 10, 2024
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Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize
Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been
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canabizim

when you creamate a person and you role them into a la bluntski and smoke them
by rob0912 May 21, 2024
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CamAnnify

The act of transforming a blend and ugly design into a visually stunning and aesthetically pleasing masterpiece.

When a design is CamAnnified, it undergoes a comprehensive process that involves strategic enhancements, artistic refinements, and meticulous attention to detail. The goal of CamAnnification is to elevate the overall appearance of the design, making it captivating, harmonious, and engaging to the viewer.

Key elements of CamAnnification include:

1. Color Harmony
2. Typography Enhancement
3. Visual Balance
4. Graphic Refinement
5. User Experience Optimization
6. Attention to Detail
7. Creative Flair

Overall, CamAnnification is a blend of artistry, design expertise, and creativity aimed at turning an initially unimpressive or unappealing design into a captivating and visually striking work of art. It involves a combination of technical skills, aesthetic sensibilities, and a deep understanding of design principles to achieve the desired transformation.

There's probably only 2 persons in the world that can truly CamAnnify anything.
- Dude, can you get this presentation CamAnnified.

- Of course the design team will CamAnnify it.
by Nick Gadget June 12, 2024
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Canadadonian

A person or persons who are so Patriotic to Canada, they bleed maple syrup and would Sparta a disabled person down some stairs to show their love for hockey!
Look at that guy over there he's a proper Canadadonian! Don't fuck with him, he might yeet his grandmother at us!
by Produc3r October 21, 2024
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