Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.

A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

Get away from me your chinese

讓你的黑鬼斜眼胡言亂語回到中國你這個中國佬

당신의 깜둥이 비스듬한 눈의 횡설수설을 중국으로 돌려보내세요

あなたの黒人のつり目のちんちんトークを中国に返してください、このチンク

đưa thằng nói láo mắt xếch mọi đen của mày về lại Trung Quốc đi đồ chinks

Get away from me your chinese

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

Hi Syafinaz Binte Zainal is a malay chinese girl.

by Mmm223 November 19, 2024

Let the rock tell you in chinese

The rock will tell you in chinese, in fact john cena will too but i think the rock says it better

the rock - "LET THE ROCK TELL YOU IN CHINESE"
commentators - "CHINESE??"
the rock - "CHING CHONG BING BONG HIT STOE COL AIYYY"

by John durant December 25, 2023

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

by Cambumbo March 24, 2026