Boner Birds

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds

My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.

by TDC512 October 16, 2010

Boner Dollar

The last dollar spent by any male for any purchase that precedes a sexual act.

I've been saving this boner dollar because I want to bang this bitch after a trip to the dollar menu.

by Room 140 June 15, 2012

Space Boner

An erection so massive & engorged that it can be seen from outer space.

NASA reports several sightings of Space Boners at the location of an incident involving a busload of Japanese schoolgirls and a swimming pool filled with Jell-O.

by neuroparadox January 29, 2010

Boner Cut

Using a boner to give a hair cut. Might also be confused with getting a boner from a hot hair dresser.

Getting a haircut with a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!
-or-
Getting a haircut and a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!

by a_dawg February 20, 2010

clown boner

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

by narbles February 25, 2011

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty

Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.

by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010

boner petite

What one says just before cramming their cock down another's throat, regardless of gender.

Boner petite, bitch!

by iAmWhatlAm April 10, 2017