clown boner

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

by narbles February 25, 2011

Boner Cut

Using a boner to give a hair cut. Might also be confused with getting a boner from a hot hair dresser.

Getting a haircut with a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!
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Getting a haircut and a boner - it was quite the Boner Cut!

by a_dawg February 20, 2010

Space Boner

An erection so massive & engorged that it can be seen from outer space.

NASA reports several sightings of Space Boners at the location of an incident involving a busload of Japanese schoolgirls and a swimming pool filled with Jell-O.

by neuroparadox January 29, 2010

hate boner

When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.

Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner

by bumerhoomorr34 June 10, 2021

Boner Birds

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds

My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.

by TDC512 October 16, 2010

Boner Dollar

The last dollar spent by any male for any purchase that precedes a sexual act.

I've been saving this boner dollar because I want to bang this bitch after a trip to the dollar menu.

by Room 140 June 15, 2012

boner petite

What one says just before cramming their cock down another's throat, regardless of gender.

Boner petite, bitch!

by iAmWhatlAm April 10, 2017