The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.
Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.
by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019
Get the Portugese Shower Headmug. (v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger
Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."
"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
by the_leif October 10, 2011
Get the three dollar showermug. by Olga Esta en' da hood May 2, 2010
Get the Full Blown Showermug. when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020
Get the Missouri Meat Showermug. by Right_right February 13, 2017
Get the Double headed showermug. refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.
James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."
by LilBibby2342 October 8, 2005
Get the old-fashioned showermug. the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
by bob hard tits 101 October 6, 2010
Get the Chinese cold showermug.