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Jacob sweat

You see him you run
by Garry the gorilla October 22, 2019
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Jacob

He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow
Girl: Jacob was looking hot
by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock
by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019
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jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!
by tracobnut February 7, 2017
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jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
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jacob

its that a human

it must be Jacob
by loki da cat March 10, 2022
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Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm
"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"
by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024
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