He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow
by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
by tracobnut February 7, 2017

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee
friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*
convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee
friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*
convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024
