Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Dagger Dick

A long, thick, pointy penis/dick that is really good for hitting your g-spot

Gimme that dagger dick

by LocalVocabulary January 29, 2019

Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)

P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling

by EmJayee January 30, 2019

Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Dick bitch

When a man is being a bitch but has a dick.

Larry is being such a dick bitch today.

by Dick Bitch Lady Queen January 31, 2019

dick

dick means Jake Paulers and school like ovms shity retarded.

person 1:u are a dick bitch
person 2:I guess Im jake paulers u fucking vergins

by Ur mom is gay like a vergin January 31, 2019

dick

jake paul

dick is a dick (jake paul is a dick)

by wuuuutttttttt January 31, 2019