Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 23, 2016

Dick Trumpin

Tea baggin is outdated, we dick people in the face. Being cocky.

Tea baggin: balls in the face
Dick Trumpin: face full of cock

by Carolyn Destruction August 7, 2024

National Dick pic day

Happens on March 10th

on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis

„Hey babe u know what today is ?“
„No“
„National Dick pic day“
„Ok“ (sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

Big Dick

He is an very nice person with a long schlong and a nice fat R9

Martin has a big dick

by Nitram999 November 22, 2021

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Poop-Dick-Dipper

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.

Mac is a poop-dick-dipper

by Lil' M January 27, 2021

dick

you !!

you are a massive dick !

by livesos April 18, 2019