My MVAC

Something I own and I turn it on every night

My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight

by Merlin vac engine February 28, 2022

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

by Road rasher August 14, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Rubbing MY mMmeat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Rubbing MY mMmeat<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Stop Rubbing MY mMmeat<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

That's my line

When Cynthia Erivo hears a flop trying to belt her line, and then she gags him in the middle of a Target.

Man: "AuEUEghUEAhagh"
Cynthia: "That's my line. AUUUEGEUAGHEUASHAGHAGAHUEE. There's no place like Target."

by Guacamole9000 December 08, 2024

my cry

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)

1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>

by November 06, 2020

washed my cup

To wash out ones vagina using the seman from one mans penis while viewing Digital Spy

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".

Awesome night out.

by DSers August 03, 2008

Gravy on my gyatt

when you have gravy, on ur gyatt :O

"hey dude you wanna know what happened to me yesterday?"
"what"
"i had Gravy on my gyatt"

by envix December 08, 2024