K my S

"K my S" is social media friendly way of saying "Kill myself". It's used on a variety of platforms to avoid getting banned or shadow banned by content filters.

If my parents knew what I was doing, I'd totally K my S.

by L8erG8er January 24, 2023

Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

goof my troop

A very uncommon and rather unheard of way of expressing that someone is going to ejaculate. Most commonly used in forms of humor and irony

Man: Ugh, I'm gonna goof my troop

Woman: What the fuck?

by boppo_ August 11, 2020

Grinding My Gears

When something is bothersome or a pet peeve.

Jillian: What is bothering you today Jessica?
Jessica: The software Sarah created is really grinding my gears.

by HiddenGem777 September 3, 2020

Get my cone on

To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead

Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man

by Pootsicatsa August 14, 2017

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025