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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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Josh Day

An official holiday in the U.S. state of Nebraska, specifically the capital, Lincoln, celebrating the Josh Fight that happened on April 24, 2021.
Little Josh: Guess What Day it is!?
Nathan: Huh?
Little Josh: It's my day! Josh Day! Nothing really happened, because I just got to keep my name.
by Little Josh from Nebraska April 28, 2021
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Be a Mod Day

Be a Mod Day is an day that happens at 19th december where any mod in your discord server will have to give you mod for 24h,this applies but not less to online games and fandoms.
*Be a Mod Day happens*

MemeGuy481:Today is mod day,gimme my mod role now!

ChinaFood(Head Mod):Ok,heres your mod role. *gives mod role to him*
by ThisLooksKindaCool December 18, 2020
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The Assumption day

The Latin Catholic Feast of the Assumption is celebrated on 15 August and the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics celebrate the Dormition of the Mother of God (or Dormition of Theotokos, the falling asleep of the Mother of God) on the same date, preceded by a 14-day fast period.
The Assumption day of Cyprus is on 15th August.
by Gaberman August 9, 2022
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Kids these days

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..
by whatsmyname?idk April 13, 2018
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National Mohammad Day

You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021
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National Murph Day

On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
Are you celebrating National Murph Day this year”. “ Yes I will kiss any Murphy I see”
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019
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