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Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.
Guy: *Pulls pants down* Oh baby feel it, lets make some babys
Girl: How is that gonna work baby, it's in my mouth
Guy: *Groans* Gimme more baby!
Girl: *Licks dick* How about we get at it then?
Guy: *Takes girls dress and bra and underwear off* Get down honey, I need some of that vagina!
Girl: Eat all you want baby, just gimme some kids.
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baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
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baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
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