My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

Bust my stick

Broke my surfboard

I shred so hard, I bust my stick.

by Kramus January 27, 2021

My favorite

Harris is my all time favorite person, soul, mind, human in the entire world. I love him with all of my heart.

Harris is my favorite. -Cate<3

by ahs thoughts November 17, 2023

On my dead manz

Saying on my dead manz is like say on god, on my dead friend and best friend

1: on my dead manz I did that shi.

2: yo bruh on my dead manz I’ll slap you

by Dareal.z3 December 08, 2023

My candy love

Best otome game that anyone knows this game

Fuck Episode Game, Let's play My candy love

by Bak Hyemi December 08, 2022

Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other

“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B

by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024

Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 21, 2023