lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

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My love

For you is unchangeable.....
And I am happy for you ... not mad ..... never baby ..... only blessings and happiness for you ....

Don't doubt my love for you ❤️, i tried , you tried to change it, stop it , make it disappear.... not in our power ...

I love you .... and I feel yours .....

It's like a fine silk scarf covering my whole body .... intense , calm , soothing , warmth,..
Not easy to describe this wonderful feeling...

My love .... you have my heart ... listen to it and don't allow interferences ....

I love you so much 💞

by I♥️Y#16 August 8, 2024

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My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

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Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi

I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!

by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024

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Gimme My Lime

'Gimme My Lime' is a phrase used for a meme, after the phrase is said the persons mouth turns into a hyperrealistic drawing of a mouth with Green lipstick chewing on Lime, with loud screams being chanted.

Person 1: "Hey, I got the groceries!"
Person 2: "Gimme My Lime"
(Both peoples mouths transform to make their mouths Green and for them to chew on Lime)
Person 1 & Person 2: Chanting screams

by MACARENA GAMER August 12, 2024

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