saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015

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no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

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ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.

Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.

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Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

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ass

a word used to describe a butt. some guys say "look at that fat assssssssss!" some people,like me, say, "YOU ASSHOLE!!!" its another way to say donkey. basically, if someone smart is being a smart alek, you whisper smart ass under your breath.

camoron, you fat ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

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