13 year old

Some of them are dumb some aren't, some are horny 24/7, and some aren't.

(13 year old lore)

Some random 13 year old when they lay back in their chair: Man I just wanna f**k already

by Tuxtan July 16, 2023

36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke

36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023

Yesterday Year

4 weeks ago

Bro Yesterday Year I had some ashwaganda

by Paron Gurgyan July 31, 2023

It's been ten years daddy.

When a dad goes to get milk and he never comes back :(

It's been ten years daddy.

by daddyofthe78 August 6, 2023

5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 13, 2023