Walking Egg Mcmuffin

An obese person

That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin

by BlackMigos June 18, 2014

jesus walks with you

You are never alone, someone is always there when you need them. You are not walking alone in this life. Keep positive and move forward.

“Don’t be sad Jesus walks with you”

by Richard7 March 9, 2022

Walking the red carpet

Performing cunnillingus on a woman who is menstruating.

Cato g Susie when she's on the tag is like walking the red carpet. cunnilingus menstruation

by Manolo Cartegeña March 21, 2016

Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.

I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.

by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011

when you walking

for those moments when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

Guy: bruh today i walked
Guy 2: when you ẁ̵̨͍͖͍̻̰͇̿a ̧̭̅̇͐̓̀͛͌͆l̵̢̛͈̟̖̮̣̲̮̻̖͙͐̇͋̈́̒̃̔̑͌́̈́̇̕͠k ̢͚̮̯̰̩̟̘̰͎͓̺̤̖̈́̔͗̑̀̇͊̍̚͜͠i̵̯̮͐̆͗̈̿̈́͒̉̄͐̎̄̍̚͠n̵̢̰̥̯̫̯͖̂͑͒͑̄̋͝g̵̬͉͉͕̥̘͐̋̈́̈́̒̊̾̈̈̿̊͆̒̈́̍͜

when you walking boi

by m̶e̷m̸e̷s̴ May 4, 2021

long walk home

when you get a case of blue balls and end up walking home at 3a.m.

So, how was you date with Sarah lastnight? Well, let's just say it was a long walk home. Damn, you bought that bitch flowers and everything!!

by Naturalbornhater August 15, 2005

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005