Driftwood Vagina 

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

Driftwood Vagina by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010

square vagina 

A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)

A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.

So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.

square vagina by fuzzybunyy_1 November 9, 2007

The Other Vagina

The ass of a girl used for sexual purposes.

Rebekah's such a slut she wanted it in the other vagina yesterday!

The Other Vagina by Docproc November 6, 2007

Sweet Lynne Sweet Vagina 

Sweet Lynne Sweet Vagina is a term used to annoy all those people who use mum jokes all the time. Once this has been said no comebacks are used.

1. I shagged your mum

2. Hmmmm sweet lynne sweet vagina

Sweet Lynne Sweet Vagina by Strojna December 9, 2010

rose petal vagina 

a beautiful vagina

How was that girl you took home last night? Amazing, she had a rose petal vagina

rose petal vagina by bert juman January 8, 2010

Sandy Vagina 

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.

Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.

Sandy Vagina by gAZI March 24, 2003

lizard vagina 

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner

Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

lizard vagina by wawawawawawawawawawa February 4, 2009