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Ur uncle a fungle

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.
Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"
by Peridit_is_1 May 22, 2018
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Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
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Uncle in Nigeria

A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.
Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
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thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"
by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021
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Pulling an Uncle Barry

the act of providing too many quotes back to back without any analysis or cohesion.
The speaker tried to impress us by quoting other people, but he just went on and on and on without actually telling us what he was talking about, he was totally pulling an Uncle Barry.
by azizy15 November 21, 2011
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Uncle

Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.
Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.
by Eightiesgirl May 12, 2020
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The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.
by Meeron February 20, 2011
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Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
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