Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Uncle

A middle age black man you will find lurking in clubs, usually wearing a suit or some sort of fresh outfit. They will want to take you for a spin not only in the bedroom but on the dance floor.

Tyler: there are so many uncles in here.
Chloe: yeah I know man watch out.

Next day...
Tyler: remeber that uncle that tried dancing with you last night haha!
Chloe: don’t remind me -_-

by Robsy January 23, 2018

uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.

Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.

by ArseWipper January 4, 2024

Uncles Knuckles

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.

"I hate my Uncles knuckles"

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Uncle J

That one, weird ass uncle that likes faygo and is very weird.

See also: Auntie Masa

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP

by The original sillygirl.png January 14, 2023

Uncle Dan

An Australian bottle shop Chain.

Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."

by TooManyChromosomes November 14, 2023