When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
Get the Jewish turtle neckmug. "I fucked this Turtle the other night."
by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
Get the Turtlemug. Prison slang referring to a "PC" protective custody who wants to hide in his shell. Once labelled a turtle the only way to have that label removed is to assault another turtle
Larry is a fucking turtle! after he was convicted of those skinner charges that fucking turtle tucked into his shell
by lingoguy April 17, 2014
Get the Turtlemug. When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug. When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
Get the Sea turtlemug. When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
Get the Turtle Shellmug. A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.
Similar to watermelons.
Similar to watermelons.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018
Get the Turtlemug.