Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
Get the Turtle Dickmug. I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude
Best turtle of my life dude
by mad.child October 23, 2018
Get the Turtlemug. Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
Get the roasting the turtlemug. Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
by Orlandu July 14, 2020
Get the Turtlingmug. “Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021
Get the Group of turtlesmug. 
Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
by Healefty November 26, 2017
Get the Turtle neckingmug.