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bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.
Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.
by Deanthejew February 4, 2016
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Jew Work

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019
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Autistic Jews

by ouhgeee November 18, 2019
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Jews (Hitlers Toy)

Jews, are people that loved to play in the oven, they would get there dick cut at the very top.
Which is also known as Circumcise.
THey like to give handjobs occasionally to each other (especially men) hitler saw that as gay, and got rid of them.
JEWS (d)
HEY! IS THAT THE NEW TOY?

-Joh "YEAH ITS ONE OF THE JEWS (Hitlers Toy), YOU CAN PUT IN MUMS STOVE"
by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019
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Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.
I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.
by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019
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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
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cannoe jew

I am not a cannoe jew
by cracked7toilet December 2, 2019
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