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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

by anonymous January 16, 2021

by Dingle McToot February 14, 2022

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

by Gronaudden January 15, 2011

The three questions are from AMCs The Walking Dead, in which Rick or someone from his group would ask someone the following questions.
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed" followed up by
"Why?"
The exact amount of walkers or people a person has killed to the point they're not trustworthy is unknown, and asking them why they did it determines whether or not they can be a part of his group, or if they get to live.
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed" followed up by
"Why?"
The exact amount of walkers or people a person has killed to the point they're not trustworthy is unknown, and asking them why they did it determines whether or not they can be a part of his group, or if they get to live.
The three questions being asked:
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"A couple dozen give or take."
"How many people have you killed."
"Two."
"Why?"
"They tried to kill me so I had no choice but to kill them, they were gonna take all my stuff."
"How many walkers have you killed?"
"A couple dozen give or take."
"How many people have you killed."
"Two."
"Why?"
"They tried to kill me so I had no choice but to kill them, they were gonna take all my stuff."
by RED4ACTED April 14, 2021

by faullafalla girl 1123758 November 10, 2015
