pee jizz

when you bust a nut but the majority of it is urnie.

I'm about to bust a nut! Aww, its just pee jizz

by pokemonmastermike October 17, 2010

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Spilling the pee

When girls go on the bathroom together and “spills the tea”

Me and the girls are spilling the pee

by Partygirl69420 July 20, 2020

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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 19, 2023

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Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 06, 2022

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