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Noah

Someone named Noah can be a kind and loving friend but thinks the whole world revolves around him. If he likes a girl and he confesses and she says no then he'll keep on telling her even though she said no. And he will mimic the person she likes. He thinks he has the worst problems in the world and thinks girl with blonde hair are automatically sluts
Noah: I like you. Like I love you
Girl: Sorry I don't feel the same way. You'll always be my best friend though.
Girls Bf: *has speaking disorder*
Noah: An den I say wha you say aah
Girl: Wtf Noah he has a disability why are you mimicking him!!
Noah: Jeez its just a joke
by YeetusToDaFeetus April 19, 2020
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noah

noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please
noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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Noah

Noah is the coolest most awesome most amazing best person ever. This is in the actual dictionary now so it is true, there is no other best person ever than Noah,
Noah is the best thing that's ever happened to anyone
by gingersnapps__ November 23, 2021
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Noah

Noah is stupid
by qa3wserdtfgyh8uj9i March 5, 2019
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Noah

The greatest, the one and only, the smartest, the greatest, the biggest, the bestest, the handsomest. Who else could it be except the B to the O to the A.
I wish I had a boyfriend like Noah The Boa.
by BigD19Boa July 11, 2022
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Noah's Dick

Noah's Dick is molecular and cannot be seen without a 400x power microscope.
See Noah's Dick?

Nope. Never.
by NoahsTinyDick March 18, 2024
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Noah Drahm

by Noah Drahm Forever February 26, 2023
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