Bro' Hoes

Male platonic friends you spend time with more than spending time with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend speaking: "You spend way too much time with your Bro' Hoes it's like you're dating THEM!"

by CtlAltDlt March 19, 2009

plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.

person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone

by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020

hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.

Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!

by nisee January 25, 2013

onion hoe

An “Onion Hoe” is a female that you’ve known for some time and have grown to learn and expect their slutty tendencies and behaviours. But just when you think you can predict her next actions, layers upon layers shed and the hoe stereotype inside becomes more and more defined.

Damn i knew she got around but i didn’t expect it to steadily get worse, she an onion hoe

by atlan200 July 27, 2018

Bootlegged Hoe

being an extremely ugly and useless hoe.

"Ayyyyye Bra!! Did you hear about that girl Chasity?"

"Yeah bruh I heard that she be a bootlegged hoe!!"

by ahhhhhhhhhhbruuuh June 15, 2012

joe hoe

the grodiest boy ever and flirts with a girl named shannon every night asking if she would fuck him

did you see joe hoe and shannon’s snaps last night?!

by posuser June 24, 2020

conversation hoe

A person willing to converse with anyone about any topic. They love to talk to people at great lengths, when they do not even know them

Andreas is such a conversation hoe.

by conversationhoe December 3, 2017