Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017

A Team fight

A fight that takes place that is intended to end in serious result but after all is agreed to be done, everybody leaves without a single scratch on them.

"did you see those asses trying to act tough against eachother? i thought it was gonna be a bloodbath but they didn't even know how to stick and move....it ended up to be one pathetic "A Team fight"."

by dantehoh October 28, 2011

Team-4_a.m.

Freakishly insane individual who terrorizes the streets and skies of Vice City

OMG NO it's Team-4_a.m. !

by very concerned citizen July 20, 2008

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

by Ridicrob October 6, 2023

team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

Team

There is no team.

Hym "We're not a team. Being a member of a country doesn't make me beholden to you in some way and IF IT DOES then you should be on your way here with the payment for my input. You don't need to feel good about my success but you do need to pay for my labor. And if you have a team, fuck your team. Bitch. You niggas is trash."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025