Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.

I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.

by Wasport September 27, 2017

BLUE WAFFLE

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.

You are a Blue Waffle you moron.

by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 25, 2017

waffle locker

Another word for a vagina

1: Does my waffle locker look funny to you?

by cutmybumcheeks October 26, 2017

Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017