Turtle

Kylie.

Kylie is a turtle.

by Giraffez December 7, 2019

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018

Turtle Wank

So you're a man having a big dump and you're turtle heading. It's at this point that you use the poo poking out of your ass to rub your g spot in your anus and climax that way. It will require strong glutes and anus control to do this like a pro but that is a turtle wank

Dude, i had a turtle wank last night

by WolfofWankage July 28, 2020

Turtle Cub

The Turtle Cub is a epic creature created by @polarbearcari on Instagram along with the help of @alex.royale.high. It is a creature that is a turtle with a polar bear duck taped to its sheep, wry cool indeed. It likes chipotle as a snack

The Turtle Cub gonna eat you

by ALEX THE EPIC CHEATO June 1, 2020

indonesian turtle Racing

When two uncircumsized men race to see whos tip breaches the foreskin first

Hey. I heard you had bets on the indonesian turtle Racing lastnight. Who won?

by TrixAre4FatKids July 12, 2025

Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
a n y t h I n g

se det är en fet slemmig sköldpadda som vissa vsco-tjejer vill knulla
turtle

by eggeddogged January 27, 2021