Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.

This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.

by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019

morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

Cheese Meh'

Meaning 'Pass the Cheese'
Said mostly by people wanting cheese that are to intoxicated (drunk) to speak normally.

Man i'm so damn wasted... Cheese Meh' brah

by El Rachelo November 3, 2010

cheese whip

When you grab a can of spray cheese and move it around wildly while depressing the nozzle, forming a briefly enjoyable ribbon of cheese through the air.

"Best back off there Mr. Ritz cracker, I cheese whip you! Yes. Satisfying. Mildly satisfying. "

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 22, 2018

Mushy Cheese

Mushy Cheese derives from the greek 'cheesicus de la mush' meaning death by cheese from a male stripper. It can be used to express joy or hate, depending on how kinky you are:

1. good morning, that's a nice mushy cheese!

2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014