e-tard

A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.

Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.

by c3m3t3ry April 14, 2006

e-tard

A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.

He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!

by Melaketh October 7, 2003

e-nail

The act of being electronically "nailed" and satisfied by another party.

Oh my God, I met this totally hot guy on line last night and he e-nailed me!

by MissMolly July 3, 2005

e-state

domain ownership; owning a piece of the internet; e-real estate.

I went to godaddy.com and bought some e-state.

by SuperUltraMega December 10, 2010

E-me

Abbrev. of E-mail me. the act of asking someone to send an E-mail to oneself.

E-me the form tomorrow.

by Okae Soesoomi December 11, 2008

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

e-flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-ssaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee October 17, 2006