Smarties

Colorful candy great for smoking and getting high with friends at church camp.

Me: Hey Sam! Wanna go smoke some smarties with me?

Sam: I don’t know, I don’t wanna get caught by pastor Joe..

by LitFAM1719 May 5, 2018

smartfood

Idk someone egirl called me it someone help me here

Egirl: sorry smartfood<3
Me:

by Smartfood January 9, 2021

Smarth

He's the coolest dude ever. Most helpful individual of all time. You can trust on him. He is the source of energy of people around him.

Dude you need to be a smarth right now.

by Babayaga420 November 23, 2021

COD Smarts

When you know Call of duty like the back of your right hand... wink wink

Guy A: Wow that kid's so good at Call of duty!!!

Guy B: Hellz yeah he has Cod smarts!!!

by GHhoodlum November 27, 2010

sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

sartist

the shorted version of sandwich artist.

I work at Subway. I'm a Sartist.

by noraanoraa June 17, 2010

Sartoed

To fuck up so badly at your job that everyone else refers to your work as having been "Sartoed".

"Sarto must have done this because this whole thing is Sartoed."
"Fuckin' A, Sartoed again!!"

by JohnnyWonnyTooToo November 3, 2011