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Shave Slap

Slapping someone after they shaved. This is the same as slapping someone after they've had a haircut.
My brother got a shave slap from me after he shaved his full grown beard.
by CaptainGill April 3, 2011
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Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009
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steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.
Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"
by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010
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Rainbow Slap

When an uncircumcised man puts Skittles into his foreskin and slaps someone while yelling "smell the rainbow!"
My boyfriend Rainbow Slapped me the other day and it doubled as a really good snack.
by Nacho_7258 June 6, 2017
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bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.
Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!
by Bush Lord 69 420 June 26, 2019
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mersa slap

when you put a glob of hand sanitizer in your hand and pimp slap someone across the face possibly getting the hand sanitizer in their eyes or hair(its a bitch to get out)
you:hey bob!!
bob: what!!!?!??!
you:*mersa slap*
bob:GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!
by cpt.funbags January 14, 2008
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Slapping the Salad

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!
by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017
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