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Russian Water 

The object of the game is to hold water in your mouth the longest. It is necessary to have multiple players. Player 1 takes the first sip of H20 and then lays down. Player two then takes a sip and lays down directly next to the person. In order to make your opponent spit the water out, you must make them laugh. They can do one of two things,

A: Spit the water everywhere
or B: Hold the water in their mouth, causing them to choke, Dangerously.
HINT, if the player is determined to win, and they keep choking, eventually they will throw up.

It is called Russian water because:
Russian as in Russian roulette

THIS is potentially lethal if played enough times. Commonly mistaked as VODKA.
I got yelled at by my mother and my best friend thought that some Russian Water would cheer me up.
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Red Russianed 

Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
The girls gave Dan $40 for a bottle of Grey Goose. He came back and gave them "A very expensive Vodka" thats "from Russia so you know its really good". In actuality, it cost $8, and taste like shit. The girls then said, "fuck i cant believe we get Red Russianed."
Red Russianed by Ja Reiss December 12, 2005

Russian Sandbox

When a male and female shit and piss in a wooden box, then the stur it up until it is a fine mush, then they eat it like ice cream.
Dude, that Russian Sandbox tasted great...
Russian Sandbox by TheCowSaysMoo January 9, 2011

russian bird bath 

When a woman takes a shit on the toilet, while on her period, and a man goes down on her. The resulting splash from the turd hitting the bloody water bathes the man's face.
My girlfriend gets kinky while on the rag so I gave her a Russian Bird Bath.
russian bird bath by Valtrexx July 27, 2014

russian propaganda 

ANYTHING that is against Ukraine in the slightest
I stand for Ukraine——— Normal
Ukraine instigated the war ———- Russian propaganda

Russian Dishwasher 

When you fuck a girl in her ass, then you mouth fuck her as she sucks your dick clean.
What the fuck, my dick has shit on it! Get ready for a Russian Dishwasher, Bitch!

Russian Haircut 

When a male bites the females pubic hair off with his teeth
I gave that bitch the Russian Haircut
Russian Haircut by Tha Real MC June 19, 2008