run my route

When you are correct but others think otherwise, you proceed to say "Run my route!" To prove that you are right

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017

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goose 'n run

When you give a goose and take off runnin', sometimes using a bicycle.

"A dark skinned male, possibly Hispanic, approached a female victim on property adjacent to the southwest portion of campus. The suspect rode a small bicycle along 20th Street, groped and lifted the skirt of the victim as she walked. The suspect was seen riding away on his bicycle."

--apparent victim of a "Goose 'n run"

by Bublor August 29, 2011

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running before the catch

Acting as if something good will definitely happen, without it happening yet, and then paying for such optimism.

Derived from football, where the wide receiver starts thinking about what he is going to do AFTER the catch, before the ball gets to him. Inevitably the wide receiver drops the ball.

I swore I was going to get an offer from that company I have been interviewing with, so I haven't done any work in days. The job fell through. I was running before the catch.

by pdiddyfashions August 11, 2010

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Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

by Quin_KX May 18, 2019

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running on christmas spirit

To drive with the gas light on for such a terrifyingly long amount of time you must be running on the pure belief of children. A reference to the movie Elf.

Person #1: "Dude, you need to stop for gas. You've been running on christmas spirit for almost an hour."

Person #2: "Nah, we're good. You just have to believe as the children do."

Person #1: "whatever, man."

by Matt Doe April 23, 2014

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