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life-retarded 

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.
life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

profoundly retarded 

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.
Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

Fucking Retard

What you call someone after they go after your best friends ex.
Ethan: “oh my god, did you hear that Jeff started dating Tori?”
Gregorious: “What a fucking retard!”
Fucking Retard by MegaDudeGuy March 11, 2019

Siege Retard 

A siege retard is someone who watches the RussianBadger and hentai(particularly loli) instead of actually playing the game is terrible at the game says he's as good as actual players copies every casual stray ever (never gotten a clip worthy round)
Simon you are a siege retard
Siege Retard by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019

Fucking retard

Someone who doesn't drink pee
That guy drinks water what a fucking retard lmao
Fucking retard by dodoododoodoo June 26, 2020

ginger retard 

a ginger with a iq under 2

there names mostly are jay and john
ginger retard by agagafadad June 5, 2021