Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 06, 2020

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025

Put it on her tab

You cum in their purse after you take them out to multiple activities in one date and they don't put out.

I took Savannah to dinner, a movie and a bar only for her to say she needed to head home to "check on her roommate" so I put it on her tab.

by putitonhertab March 04, 2023

Putative

The quickest way to dry out an object, especially wetsuits after use in surfing.

Yeah I could have dried it outside but putative does it twice as fast!

by Vegas95 September 30, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Put me down

1. To be unceremoniously broken up with, unfriended, or otherwise casual become disassociated with; shown through actions. Can implies the person that put the other down for a better alternative or for bored.

2. To be casually dismissed from a relationship, verbally

3. To be ghosted

1. Ex. Mom talking to Dad: Now that Sally's started high school and made new friends she hangs with them a lot more. I guess she's grown up and put her mom down and doesn't want to hang out with me anymore.
Ex. John can never seem to make it to our outings now, I guess he's put us down

2. Jack to Jill: I think we're better as friends, we should see other people

3. You didn't reply to my text in a few days so I figured you had put me down.

by Dann326 January 20, 2021

put you a knife

To stab or cut you. Most often used as a threat by a diminutive Latino with neck tattoos and a heavy Spanish accent.

Don't mess with my homies or I'll put you a knife esé.

by Chorizocabra November 16, 2010