word pimp

n. He or she that doth chargeth an exorbitant sum for commonplace words that, when aggregated, shalt have magical meanings that conferreth limited liabilities and haveth the power to compel writs of coram nobis, habeus corpus, etc.; and for such services he or she shalt render unto clients bills that doth contain billing increments as small as six minutes; and shall ye fail to pay him or her, he or she shall initiate the shaft of the law unto thine anus.

Oh man, my word pimp is on my ass about that employment contract I gave him; he backhanded me when I didn't pay my bill.

by Codezilla September 3, 2013

Paddy-pimped

When a car, bike or person is totally decorated for St. Patrick's Day

I spent a fortune on shamrocks, streamers and a leprechaun seat-cover, but my bike and my girlfriend are both totally paddy-pimped.

by Tomonia March 6, 2015

Pimp

Laura.

Send these hoes to the pimp

by audentian January 12, 2022

pimp

a man who isn’t the simp. he pulls hoes but he has no emotions and just goes with the flow.

that mans a pimp.

by fred_34 February 27, 2021

Pimp

What drew is basically

Goddam bro drew is such a pimp

by DG117 November 28, 2020

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

wanna be pimp

see Noonen

by Anonymous January 30, 2003