Some of the most annoying little shits on the internet. Typically claims to be punk or goth or metal or any other subculture that was really big like 40 years ago. They discover 1 song from Dead Kennedys, the Cure, Mayhem, or any other edgy band from the 70s-90s and try to act like their music taste is superior to that of their peers. Snobby and pompous as fuck and usually won’t shut the fuck up about how emo trap/dark trap artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboy$, and Ghostemane aren’t “real punk” or “real metal” or “real goth” even though nobody around them actually thinks that or says that. They mock dead artists’ deaths just simply because they don’t like them and then suddenly act like they give a shit about humanitarianism when someone makes fun of Joey Jordison or Rozz Williams. Overall, they’re quite hypocritical and annoying as shit! If they catch you posting a story of you listening to one Ecco2k track while wearing black clothes, they will try to send you playlists of bands that you probably already know and like such as the Cure, Orchid, Slipknot, etc. but they still think you’re intellectually inferior to them for liking rap music (which may or may not be racially charged…). If you think you might be a Gen Z “Real Alt” Kid, don’t worry. It’s perfectly okay to like punk rock, metal, goth, emo, etc. It’s just bullshit to put genres and subcultures into a static box and not let artists evolve their sound or fans their fashion style without throwing a pussy fit.
Drainer kid: “I love bladee he’s such a good artist!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: “BLADEE IS NOT REAL EMO!!!1!1! REAL EMO CONSISTS OF THE 1980—“
Drainer kid: “Oh my God nobody fucking gives a shit go outside.”
Emo kid: “Yeah tf??? You literally think you’re better than us cos u like the same music as my mom and dad and uncle and you dress like a character from The Breakfast Club. Don’t be a dick, bro.”
Drainer kid: “You’re kinda cool! Wanna go listen to the new Underoath album?”
Emo kid: “Hell yea man!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: *unintelligible screaming noises upon hearing an underoath fan call himself emo*
Gen Z “real” alt kid: “BLADEE IS NOT REAL EMO!!!1!1! REAL EMO CONSISTS OF THE 1980—“
Drainer kid: “Oh my God nobody fucking gives a shit go outside.”
Emo kid: “Yeah tf??? You literally think you’re better than us cos u like the same music as my mom and dad and uncle and you dress like a character from The Breakfast Club. Don’t be a dick, bro.”
Drainer kid: “You’re kinda cool! Wanna go listen to the new Underoath album?”
Emo kid: “Hell yea man!”
Gen Z “real” alt kid: *unintelligible screaming noises upon hearing an underoath fan call himself emo*
by lmaomeanlickmyassout October 02, 2021
A term coined by Andy Parry of the Line Traveling Circus to describe the unpredictable or imperfect skiing conditions of the east coast of America. Also can be used to describe other extreme sports like longboarding/skateboarding or surfing.
Andy Parry - "It's not powder, it's not steep and deep, it's not Alta man, it's like east coast hardcore real stuff... ...man."
by Torque_Lewith April 10, 2014
when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast
by j-rob mad fresh June 21, 2010
Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.
by The White Bastard January 07, 2006
A phrase used by people who will never feel the touch of a women.
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, DemiKids Dark Version, DemiKids Light Version and Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Prologue are all examples of "real" Shin Megami Tensei games.
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE, DemiKids Dark Version, DemiKids Light Version and Shin Megami Tensei: Synchronicity Prologue are all examples of "real" Shin Megami Tensei games.
by IdkCumGuzzlingSlutsOrSomething November 26, 2020
Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.
by {unknown hacker} March 27, 2018
The rea big dick nick is a cool strong hot muscular not so smart kid in high school that doesn't have a girl but little do the ladies know there's a snake in his pants and keep doubting him but he probably has the top 10 biggest cocks in the state
by Nick With The Big Dick1 March 14, 2017