Wet the beak

Typically in a social setting with friends/family involving drinking alcohol. You are wetting the beak when you are drinking more than recommended.

Hey Anup, would you like to wet the beak tonight?

Wow Brit! Your beak is soaked!

by Spoony7792 December 3, 2021

Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

wet the dorito

a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.

guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"

by qacko2626 November 18, 2010

Wet ganja

smoking in the bath

I was so stressed the week of my finals so i decided to experience Wet Ganja.

by The king of wet ganja May 8, 2010

New Wet

Getting some new pussy.

I need to get me some New Wet tonight!

by Real Walsh May 14, 2007

wet heave

when you are eating out a pussy hard core she squirts so hard it comes back in your mouth.

i was eating out sally so hard last night she gave me the wet heave

by sbodd October 19, 2007

wet twat

1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).

Your mother has an extremely wet twat whenever she sees me.

by Jenn Hathenway May 24, 2008