Pulled a Mike

When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.

Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.

Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!

by SammyK$$ September 26, 2023

Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019

Mike

A twink from florida

Oh that’s mike, he’s a twink from florida

by Big floppppa June 21, 2022

mikes laneway

a group of laneways in toronto that have been extremely vandalised and tagged up. large groups of teenagers meet here to smoke, drink, and hide/sell stolen goods.

Man 1: "yo, we 'bout to go down to mikes laneway and get smashed, you wanna come?"
Man 2: "yeye, i need to sell this ipod i just stole"

by Vlademir December 12, 2008

AOL Mike

A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.

AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2

by Sharloid December 24, 2008

Mike

slang for a pedo with an inferiority complex

that Mike in the beat-up Civic tried to flirt with my son again

by th3machin3 March 8, 2022

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023